See what the world of social media has to say about our upcoming clash with the Suns.

This article is satirical, and the views expressed are solely of the writer, not the club.

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 We think Caro started this one… good call bad call.

This week’s prediction: Ty to kick a bag.

 

2.

You asked to be corrected, so here it is; you are wrong. We were 3-2 to start 2015, but love the positivity!

 

3.

Enough said?

 

4.

Be careful! The Crows have got a long enough injury list without their fans joining the party.

 

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While we’re at it: bans on pets, cars and their favourite childhood movies too.

 

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We must find who is responsible for such sourcery!

 

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A combined 74 possessions, 37 contested of which were contested, eight tackles, 11 clearances and a goal.

 

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That's the spirit, our little minion friend!

Although.... winning can be pretty fun too.

9.

Amen, brother!

 

10.

Timeless wisdom.

 

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Yes, we must do something about that. 

 

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We’re pretty glad this bloke is not in charge of List Management.