Every football club around the country has its array of nicknames.
From the complimentary to the critical, nicknames are a part of the culture with the best ones sticking for years beyond the owners’ time at the brown and gold.
We’ve compiled a best 22, made up strictly of those with memorable monikers.
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Read: The popular and the polarising
| B: Andy "Knickers" Collins | James "Chip" Frawley | Gary "Conan" Ayres |
| HB: Terry “Plough” Wallace | David “Rubber” O’Halloran | Shaun “Silk” Burgoyne |
| C: Robert “Dipper” Dipierdomenico | John “The Rat” Platten | Michael “Friar” Tuck |
| HF: Lance “Buddy” Franklin | Dermott “The Kid” Brereton | Luke “Punky” Breust |
| F: Leigh “Lethal” Matthews | Michael “Gladys” Moncrieff | John “Elvis” Peck |
| R: Peter “Spida” Everitt | Peter “Little Fella” Crimmins | Liam “Pup” Shiels |
| I: Ben “Big Boy” McEvoy | Paul “Fish” Salmon | Ian “The General” Paton |
John “Kanga” Kennedy | ||
Coach: Allan “Yabby” Jeans |
