See what the world of social media has to say about our upcoming clash with the Crows.
This article is satirical, and the views expressed are solely of the writer, not the club.
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We hear he's been tearing it up down at Caro Springs in the preseason. How 'bout it, Lakey?
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Touche.
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The average age of the 22 Hawthorn men selected for Round 2 is 26.5. Too old, you say? In 2015, the average age for Hawthorn’s last game of the season was 28. Those old men were handed a premiership cup at the end of that match.
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Graham Wright is set to open his own Melbourne brunch spot. #smashedavo, anyone?
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Thank you for the positivity…. I think. ð¤
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Here's hoping Clarko explained this one...and the third man up rule too.
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The boys have been hanging out all summer for Home and Away to start, and we’re not talking about the footy season.
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We’re looking forward to seeing big Tommy Mitchell dominate the midfield, too.
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Two alarms to be safe, okay Hodgey?
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Yay to you too, Glenn Coco. You go, Glenn Coco.
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We’ll be at the G. 1.45pm Saturday. See you there.
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Us:
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A wise man once said...
